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HoN

Postby Ingoodhands » Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:36 am

Chandos,

Please post all your stupid bullshit relating to Heroes of Niggerdom in this thread, rather than a misleading thread titled "LoL," of which we all know stands for League of Legends.

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Re: HoN

Postby chandos » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:37 pm

HoN cannot be contained in one thread. It has now become two.
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Re: HoN

Postby Tenebris » Mon Sep 27, 2010 6:53 pm

the minimap is better in lol.
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Re: HoN

Postby Sulmar » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:21 pm

how so
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Re: HoN

Postby Tenebris » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:23 pm

why aren't you on vent and playing lol with me sulmar. And the minimap is on the bottom left in hon.
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Re: HoN

Postby chandos » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:36 am

Why are you still playing LoL, Tenebris? HoN is where you belong. It's where we all belong.
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Re: HoN

Postby Tenebris » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:56 am

$
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Re: HoN

Postby Git » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:46 pm

I played HoN. It's like.. fucking weird. and imo while the graphics are a bit better in terms of the backdrop and actual visuals, it's not nearly as vibrant as LoL. Also the heroes in LoL are a lot cooler looking to me.

Also the gameplay in HoN was much harder for me to get used to in HoN than LoL, because LoL is designed for people who never played dota or a dota-like game.

Which is a long way of saying HoN is for Huge ornery Negroes.
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Re: HoN

Postby chandos » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:25 pm

Tenebris: Skip 3 lunches and you'll have enough to buy the game.

Git: The more complex the game...the greater the rewards...join Jared and me in claiming the rich bounties of HoN.
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Re: HoN

Postby Tenebris » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:46 pm

chandos wrote:Tenebris: Skip 3 lunches and you'll have enough to buy the game.

Git: The more complex the game...the greater the rewards...join Jared and me in claiming the rich bounties of HoN.

whoah 10 dollar lunches? thats pretty high fallutin for us good ole boys down in the swamps. I subsist off of meals costing closer to 1$.
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Re: HoN

Postby Sulmar » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:36 am

I agree, 10 dollar lunches? chan is made of money, folks
no way I would spend an hour's worth of work on lunch everyday
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Re: HoN

Postby chandos » Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:36 am

Surely there is something you all will sacrifice for a brief period of time so that we can be reunited in online pwnage.

We need you in HoN. Need. /roll
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Re: HoN

Postby chode » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:20 pm

i agree! i would love to play with you all in HoN. I'm not that great and it didnt take too long to figure it out, and get to my "not great" status. DOTA was a bitch to learn but this is pretty well laid out. Plus there are addons to help you when you have no idea how to play a character or what items to build.
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Re: HoN

Postby Git » Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:59 pm

chode wrote:i agree! i would love to play with you all in HoN. I'm not that great and it didnt take too long to figure it out, and get to my "not great" status. DOTA was a bitch to learn but this is pretty well laid out. Plus there are addons to help you when you have no idea how to play a character or what items to build.



But you're forgetting that 8 of so of us have another game to play already, called League of Legend, which is exactly like HoN/DotA. It also happens to be free, and we all happen to enjoy it also.

How come we have to come over there? Why not join us?
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Re: HoN

Postby Ingoodhands » Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:01 pm

It's settled. We have to make our own DotA client. My first hero, necromancer.

Q-Raise Skeleton
Any unit that dies whether it be a jungle creep, enemy mob, enemy player, or even your own mob, you automatically (with mana permitting) raise that unit which will have 100,150,200,250,300 health and 10,15,20,25,30 damage. There is no limit to the number of minions permitted, and they will last until they or the necromancer are slain. The necromancers army attacks his target (he is ranged.)

W-Bone Prison
Surronds enemy champion in a prison that snares them for 1.2,1.4,1.6,1.8,2.0 seconds and deals 50,75,100,125,150 when the prison shatters and the bones splinter.

E- Vampiric Aura (Passive)
All nearby units receive 12%,14%,16%,18%,20% of the damage they deal back in health.

R-Undying
The necromancer's powers become so powerful that he himself will be given a free pass from death every 5,4,3 minutes. This ability is triggered whenever the necromancer receives a blow that would normally kill him and he is immediately restored half of his mana and hp.

Not op
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Re: HoN

Postby chandos » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:48 am

Ingoodhands wrote:It's settled. We have to make our own DotA client. My first hero, necromancer.

Q-Raise Skeleton
Any unit that dies whether it be a jungle creep, enemy mob, enemy player, or even your own mob, you automatically (with mana permitting) raise that unit which will have 100,150,200,250,300 health and 10,15,20,25,30 damage. There is no limit to the number of minions permitted, and they will last until they or the necromancer are slain. The necromancers army attacks his target (he is ranged.)

W-Bone Prison
Surronds enemy champion in a prison that snares them for 1.2,1.4,1.6,1.8,2.0 seconds and deals 50,75,100,125,150 when the prison shatters and the bones splinter.

E- Vampiric Aura (Passive)
All nearby units receive 12%,14%,16%,18%,20% of the damage they deal back in health.

R-Undying
The necromancer's powers become so powerful that he himself will be given a free pass from death every 5,4,3 minutes. This ability is triggered whenever the necromancer receives a blow that would normally kill him and he is immediately restored half of his mana and hp.

Not op


This hero sounds suspiciously like King Leoric - The Skeleton King. Why don't you join Jared, me and a host of others on HoN so that we can finally play together and I can tell how how OPness works?
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Re: HoN

Postby Tenebris » Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:42 am

your condescendingness only makes me want to play hon less
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Re: HoN

Postby chandos » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:20 pm

What would want to make you play it more?
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Re: HoN

Postby Timos » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:36 pm

chandos wrote:What would want to make you play it more?

If the heroes were naked dudes with boners, prob
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Re: HoN

Postby Git » Fri Oct 01, 2010 10:20 am

chandos wrote:What would want to make you play it more?


who is this host of others you speak of?

Because we have chewy, thel, skalator, besser, igh, me, tenebris, and occasionally BA.

Sounds like you have you and rhen.
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