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PostPosted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:03 pm
by bacon
I haven't posted this one here yet.

http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4213/awesome2cm1.jpg

edit: i recall this was posted by belrandir. sorry, just blinded by the awesomeness

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 12:13 pm
by AlkalineDave
k

PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 1:05 pm
by bacon
you have passed win. collect 200 epeen.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 2:48 pm
by Tenebris

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 5:06 pm
by Sulmar
lol tenebris that one's pretty good

PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:49 pm
by AlkalineDave
rofl nice

PostPosted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 3:43 pm
by Darkaine
zipperhead.

what?

o mt.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:40 am
by Tenebris
rofl read today's comic

http://www.smbc-comics.com/#comic

PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 3:15 pm
by Tray

PostPosted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 4:53 am
by Sulmar

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:05 am
by bacon
Image

PostPosted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 11:12 am
by AlkalineDave
wat

PostPosted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:50 am
by Sulmar
http://www.ethericwarriors.com/
someone please tell me this is fake, I don't think I could possibly laugh enough if it's real

PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:46 am
by Tray

PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:50 am
by AlkalineDave
Tray wrote:http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/2220/2h6yet546630bid0.jpg

For Baconn...


15 mos behind on that one big boy.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:56 pm
by Mirack
Sulmar wrote:http://www.ethericwarriors.com/
someone please tell me this is fake, I don't think I could possibly laugh enough if it's real


I have no idea what the fuck is happening on this website

PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:58 pm
by Sulmar
Mirack wrote:
Sulmar wrote:http://www.ethericwarriors.com/
someone please tell me this is fake, I don't think I could possibly laugh enough if it's real


I have no idea what the fuck is happening on this website



Pretty much it's a forum for a bunch of paranoid government haters who also believe they have psychic powers

here's an excerpt from the leader:
Carol and I haven't encountered that level of intimidation for quite awhile but the day after I posted this fellow's account an NSA/satanist spook, dressed all in black and with a pasty complexion, tried to intimidate us a couple of times in a store, then walked by our car in the parking lot while talking on his phone. I say, 'NSA" because when Carol got into his little pin head that's what she saw


and one of the members offers psychic lessons for a price:
I charge $62hour or for coaching sessions, one hour minimum. This is usually enough time to do a chakra scan and some basic boosting practice, depending on how much work you need. ... Before we have a session, I'd like you to read and do the Grounding and Basic Boosting exercises. Don't worry about doing it correctly, just be familiar with the exercises.

I look forward to working with you,
Dooney


and here is the post on the Grounding exercise:
Imagine a cord going from your tailbone to the center of the Earth. Send all energy that doesn't belong to you down the cord and into the Earth. Then, imagine a small sun above your head pouring golden energy into your body as if you are a glass, filling you up from your feet to the top of your head.

To clear even more of your space, imagine there is a sphere around your body, big enough to accommodate your arms stretched out from your body at shoulder height. Imagine there is a drain plug at the bottom of the sphere. Pull the plug and let all energy that is not yours drain out of the sphere, go down your grounding cord and into the Earth. Put the plug back in, then let that golden sun energy spill out the top of your head and run down the outside of your body to pool at your feet.

Keep filling your body with the golden energy, and as it keeps spilling out of your head and running down to your feet, it slowly fills the sphere. Keep doing this until the sphere is completely filled. Do not remove energy from your space without replacing it with your own energy. If you don't fill your space with your own energy, someone else will fill it with theirs.



***I cannot stop laughing at this site and the people who post. Also, what I posted looks like a TL;DR bunch of shit, but all that is the smallest fraction of the kinds of bullshit on this site.***

PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:31 pm
by bacon

PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:22 am
by AlkalineDave
bacon wrote:http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1364177/is_that_a_butthole/


it's a goatse

PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:42 pm
by bacon
just noticed this is the wrong thread.