Motherfucking Minecraft

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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Tray » Wed Oct 06, 2010 3:08 pm

Penny arcade server, warning huge file.

http://www.fusedcreations.com/adam/colr ... er_013.jpg
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Sulmar » Wed Oct 06, 2010 4:26 pm

Tray wrote:Penny arcade server, warning huge file.

http://www.fusedcreations.com/adam/colr ... er_013.jpg


mind-bogglingly huge and detailed
zomg how do they have the time?
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Janaria » Wed Oct 06, 2010 5:40 pm

Tray wrote:Penny arcade server, warning huge file.

http://www.fusedcreations.com/adam/colr ... er_013.jpg

WOW! That is amazing.

Also, look for the Grey and Black tower out in them middle of the ocean in the pic. Just North of that you can see "Atlantis" underneath the water.
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Janaria » Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:57 pm

I built an ass ton of shit over the last couple of days. I built a lighthouse, a boardwalk, a giant fucking bridge, and currently working on a resort.

The Lighthouse.
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The Boardwalk.
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The half finished Resort.
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My house.
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View from the top of the lighthouse.
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Tenebris » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:04 pm

we need pictures of chewy's tower and the gigantor bridge that leads to the base of it.
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby telp » Fri Oct 08, 2010 1:27 pm

i like how that one tray posted has the space travel thing from the movie Contact w/Jodie Foster...kind of random
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Sulmar » Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:05 pm

I didn't know telp was gay
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby chandos » Sat Oct 09, 2010 7:49 pm

So, I got minecraft. How do i be awesome?
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Ingoodhands » Sun Oct 10, 2010 5:11 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFUjulkz ... grec_index

Just more shit for chewy and Tenebris to fuck around with.
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Sulmar » Sun Oct 10, 2010 6:28 pm

that's a pretty good trap, aoe arrowstorm ftw
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Tray » Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:55 am

Hell world incoming:

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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Sulmar » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:34 pm

kinda like wheel of time
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby chandos » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:35 pm

Sulmar wrote:kinda like wheel of time


doesn't make sense.
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Sulmar » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:55 pm

sure it does, rand would use a portal stone and take them to some weird off-world where time ran different and you could travel for a day and cross the country, and there was also some weird owlbear thing that the seanchan use
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Ingoodhands » Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:33 pm

At first I didn't find this that impressive, but then I factored in the time that went by measured by the change of day two or three times, all the while that cart is still moving. That's quite a project.
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Sulmar » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:19 pm

yeah 1 minecraft 24-hour cycle is like 20min I think
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Ingoodhands » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:52 pm

So... you're talking 60 seconds times 40 minutes? 2400 x however many spaces the mine cart moves in a second

4800 for 2
7200 for 3
9600 for 4
etc.

That's a lot of fucking track. Not to mention all the tunnels he has to dig or bridges he has to make.
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby telp » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:13 pm

OH YEAH WELL........

http://www.thinkgeek.com/computing/keyboards-mice/9836/?i=front


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Fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard has Arrived
Yep. Time to take a second mortgage on your home or break into your kid's college fund. With the singing of angels and a ray of sunlight parting the clouds, the fabled Optimus Maximus Keyboard has descended from Russian design studio Art Lebedev like an orgasm of geekiness. As you should know by now this amazing keyboard features a tiny screen on each key... that's 113 screens in all. What can you do with these tiny screens, you ask? Well, each key can change its image dynamically depending on what you're doing.


Hold down SHIFT and all keys go uppercase. Run Photoshop and you can set it so each hotkey has an image representing its function. Set a key to monitor your CPU usage or display what iTunes track you are currently playing. You can make a key into a tiny clock with moving hands and play animated gif files or even quicktime movies. Of course all this futuristic technology is going to cost you a pretty penny... but we figure you'll just expense the Optimus and tout its "incredible increased efficiency when using PowerPoint hotkeys" in your expense report summary.

Product Features

Revolutionary Keyboard Features a tiny OLED screen on each key. 113 screens total.
Each key can be individually programmed to perform a series of functions, open an application or run an Applescript (Mac only)
Various System Monitor functions can dynamically display on a key including CPU usage, CPU temperature, Network Speed, and Memory Usage
Play a GIF animation or Quicktime movie on a Key
Paint images across all keys at once in your image editor of choice
Key sets can be linked to an application, so whenever you open that app the appropriate keys come up
Powerful layer function allows you to combine existing key sets in different ways
Use any language with the appropriate key images including Cyrillic, Ancient Greek, Georgian, Arabic, Quenya, and Hiragana.
Display notes, numerals, special symbols, HTML codes, math functions or any other special symbol.
Any key (or to be exact, a unit consisting of a cap, a microchip and a display) can be easily removed by hands to be cleaned or replaced
Built in USB hub
SD Card Slot for Storing keyboard Settings
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Sulmar » Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:18 pm

first of all: $1600
second: would probably have to clean that thing every day
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Re: Motherfucking Minecraft

Postby Janaria » Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:29 pm

$1,600 for a keyboard. Fuuuuck that shit
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