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Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:02 am
by Git
Grayhome wrote:Oh no I totally get it. It's okay for Git but no one else and definitely not towards Git.


This continues my point that you completely missed the reference.

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 10:05 am
by Git
The cowboys in December are why i fucking hate Christmas. >_<

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 9:29 pm
by Tray

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Fri Nov 22, 2013 12:04 pm
by Sulmar
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Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:27 pm
by sturdyTURTLE
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Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 5:43 am
by Ingoodhands
How is there no shit talk going on here?

Cowboys produce most yards in a first half of football than ever before in franchise history. Result: STILL CANT WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME.



LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL


Hey, Git, ASL?


Edit: 26-3 @ half. Refs keeping 4th quarter drive alive for you with bullshit flags left and right until your team could score. Aaron Rodgers practically dead. Seriously, yall fucks are really letting me down with your lack of Gitbashing.

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:55 am
by Git
Ingoodhands wrote:How is there no shit talk going on here?

Cowboys produce most yards in a first half of football than ever before in franchise history. Result: STILL CANT WIN THE FOOTBALL GAME.



LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL LAWL


Hey, Git, ASL?


Edit: 26-3 @ half. Refs keeping 4th quarter drive alive for you with bullshit flags left and right until your team could score. Aaron Rodgers practically dead. Seriously, yall fucks are really letting me down with your lack of Gitbashing.



I applaud your use of ASL and congratulate you beginning your quest down the path of the righteous man. I also no longer am a cowboys fan. Last night broke my spirits. I'll probably cheer for the Seahawks, chiefs and saints from here on out.

Agreed on.really bad calls in 4th quarter but its the nfl and the officials just want to be recognized bro.

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:19 am
by Ingoodhands
You think its tough to be a Cowboys fan? Try following Michigan.

I haven't really picked an NFL team yet. I was thinking about the Seahawks, Legion of Boom and Beastmode are pretty great to watch. But then, I found out who their coach was, and after Nick Satan and Jim the vest wearing faggot Tressel, Pete Caroll is my 3rd most hated coach of ever.

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 11:04 am
by tonavin
Cheer for Henne!

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Mon Dec 16, 2013 7:53 pm
by Timos
tonavin wrote:Cheer for Henne!

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Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 8:23 am
by tonavin
At least the Cowboys didn't lose to a kicker!


...actually wait, I'd rank Matt Flynn lower than an NFL kicker. Fuck. I hope that shitstain parleys this win into another terrible contract from the Texans or something like he did with Seattle.

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 2:36 pm
by Tray
He's getting a paycheck from like 3 teams isn't he? If he went to the Texans he'd actually be expected to play, no way they're sticking with the Case Keenum experiment.

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:36 pm
by tonavin
I've got to imagine that his deals with Buffalo and Oakland came with very little to no guaranteed money. Otherwise, lulz.

Keenum isn't their answer but god help Houston if they keep Schaub around.

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 5:22 pm
by Tray
I know Oakland paid him like 6.5 million, and I think Seattle was paying him at least up until week 4 of this season. I think I read somewhere that he made 14.5 million between Oakland and Seattle for last season and part of this. I don't know if he's still getting a check from both teams but he was.

I have to hand it to him though, the guy beat the system.

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Tue Dec 17, 2013 6:43 pm
by Tenebris
flynn has always made the most of out of situation he's been in since College. He sat on the bench behind Jamarcus and finally played his senior year to win the championship in '07. Our offense was hummin back then.

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 8:24 am
by Ingoodhands
http://profootballmock.com/jerry-jones- ... novemeber/

Meanwhile, Jones has also introduced an addendum to the league’s official rulebook which states that all 4th quarter interceptions in late season games will henceforth be subject to a “do-over” option for the offense, a move that would be repeatable “for as many times as it takes to complete the fucking pass,” snarled Jones.

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:59 pm
by Grayhome
Ingoodhands wrote:http://profootballmock.com/jerry-jones-demands-nfl-move-future-super-bowls-late-novemeber/

Meanwhile, Jones has also introduced an addendum to the league’s official rulebook which states that all 4th quarter interceptions in late season games will henceforth be subject to a “do-over” option for the offense, a move that would be repeatable “for as many times as it takes to complete the fucking pass,” snarled Jones.



HAHAHAHA late November wouldn't even help.

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 8:47 am
by FoF
Hey git greetings from Green Bay. How about that Flynnsanity?

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:26 pm
by Sulmar
the fuck is this

Re: DALLAS FOOTBALL COWBOYS MOTHERFUCKERS

PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 7:14 pm
by Timos
the fuck is fof