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Postby AlkalineDave » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:46 pm

I got a 99 on the ASVAB (hightest score possible. not swinging the peen, just saying). So all branches wanted their shot. Of course I had to join the marines. I could be in the Air Force playing golf instead of working. Of course I wouldn't get to do things like this.

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Postby chode » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:46 pm

i wanted to enlist but then quickly realized im canadian... and im here ust to mooch off the wonderful american resources =D
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Postby chandos » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:47 pm

that's the score i got. twice.

i just took it a lot because i got sex both times. i <3 recruiters.
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Postby AlkalineDave » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:53 pm

chandos wrote:that's the score i got. twice.

i just took it a lot because i got sex both times. i <3 recruiters.


you know that means you're in the top 1% in the nation of the test takers? HI5 TO US.
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Postby Tray » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:56 pm

Damn here I thought my 99 was unique.


Fucking recruiters.


Chandos would have had to go Navy

So he could be a Seamen stationed at Ft. Dix.
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Postby chandos » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:57 pm

Looking around the testing center, it's not surprising. Majority of the people probably don't even know what a GED is. But, the test wasn't exactly rocket science either.
The recruiters are all all "it means you'll never see combat". BFS.
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Postby Tray » Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:58 pm

I couldn't believe how easy the math was though.

stuff like

18
15+

Of course it was timed but still come on, I always finished way before the time limit. The lady giving me the test was tickled because she got paid for giving the test whether it took 6 hours or 2 so me smoking through it made her really happy. My buddy went to Denver to take it in a big classroom with like 100 people and was there for hours.
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Postby chandos » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:01 pm

I took it in a big classroom both times and I remember that the recruiters would pick people up to take the test and would almost bend over backwards for a commitment.

Then, people would be like, I need more time!!!! OMFGz! (Only they used more swear words and grunts.)
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Postby AlkalineDave » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:06 pm

chandos wrote:The recruiters are all all "it means you'll never see combat". BFS.

My Drill Instructor was an infantry sergeant with a 99 ASVAB. He stormed the presidential palace in OIF. Smarts do not save a warrior from war.
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Postby Tray » Thu Nov 16, 2006 5:15 pm

AlkalineDave wrote:My Drill Instructor was an infantry sergeant with a 99 ASVAB. He stormed the presidential palace in OIF. Smarts do save a warrior's life in war.

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recruiters tell you what they think you want to hear, I liken them to used car salesmen...
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Postby Tenebris » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:24 am

wweeeeeeeeeeeeeee i have a C in calculus now.
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Postby Bum_of_thunder » Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:56 am

I work at Randolph AFB in San Antonio.


I work for about 3 Capt, 3 Maj, 4 LtCol, and 1 Col.


They are all pilots and navigators, now working in Flight Training.


Its cool stuff...at least it is to me. I always wanted to join the AF and be a pilot. I just got too caught up in smoking weed + so never went with it.
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Postby Sulmar » Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:05 pm

wtf you mean you all got a 99 on the ASVAB too? damn you people I thought I was the only one >_>
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Postby fhatthewuck » Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:17 pm

Post derailed. Lance is fat, discuss...
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